please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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