just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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