super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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