hell yes lets make some ravioli
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
God, I missed his penis.
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