can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he puts the penis in happiness.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
