Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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