Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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