Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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