plz talk dirty to me
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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