Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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