I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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