can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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