# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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