who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
