5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I had to cum in my sink.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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