I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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