Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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