Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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