You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
