Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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