"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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