haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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