It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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