You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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