spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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