check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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