U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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