Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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