You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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