He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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