Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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