Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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