well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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