So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
