yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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