return my video game
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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