Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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