I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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