Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.

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(347): View more from New York

triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable

(678): View more from Georgia

not having any beer money sounds even more miserable

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"

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