my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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