We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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