Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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