sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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