well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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