Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It was confusing and full of hummus
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
