Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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