We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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