More tranny stories later!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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