i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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