Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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