I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home