You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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