craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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