My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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