Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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