I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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